Lipstick and Thujone

This is me on my 14th birthday jesus look how punk I was with the loosened tie and the skateboard and the cute as a button little sister. 

Believe it or not, this was sports day ‘10

Yesterday my friend just pointed his phone at me and all I could think of doing was this and now it’s on facebook oh jesus.

This is why I can’t have nice things. 

Today I heard that ‘a guy from Horrible Histories’ was one of the Vikings at our local fair so I went running down but he (we worked it out to be Ben?) had gone and I was heart broken. 

But we went to the Viking Village anyway and dressed up and it was brilliant because one of them was mates with Adam Ant in 76-77 and we chatted. And we chatted more, and to cut a long story short, I think I’m going to become a Viking with them. Legit.

Look here’s me and Jasmine as Vikings but I was the only one who got into character haha omg. 

(Also, a few of them had been in HH - we spoke to the guy who was the Gaul with an axe in the Vercingetorix sketch, but not about HH because he tried to sell me to another Viking for 5 beavers but I was like “Only 5?!” and so he upped it to 10 omg)

Look I’m Trotsky.

This counts as revision, right?

If you look closely you can see half of Russia’s history blu-tacked to the hall wall. 

Throw these out or..?

I FINISHED THEM*.

Believe it or not, these cover Russian history from aprox 1855-1953 jesus that’s almost 100 years. 

*I’m pretending that I never planned to make one for the Imperial Russian Army.
Also ignoring the things I realised I’d forgotten halfway through.