December 2011
mcrwillcureyourbieberfever:
i only just got why the missing e thing is called missing e. omg why am i so stupid. i’m just retarded
shit
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about-
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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thebowieeffect replied to your post: Hey guys just popping in on my Step-Mum’s laptop…
omg I love Absinthe.
Me too…I’ve been drinking a bottle of Hill’s my Mum got in the Czech Republic a few years back, but it’s not, y’know, ~proper absinthe ;D :L
I wont bore you with the family history, but my polish grandfather spent like half his life trying to brew it...
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Hey guys just popping in on my Step-Mum’s laptop again. (Re: the hair. Dad couldn’t remember the name of the guy it reminded him of so I was like David Sylvian lol? and we looked at pictures and it was hilarious but he was like no actually, let me google and he couldn’t find the album cover he was thinking of so we still don’t know who he thinks I look like.. oh well.)
...
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no wait one last redon before I go
Guys I have to go now because my dad is picking me up at 10 and I need to hoover and hem my brother’s trousers and actually pack all tomorrow morning before he gets here.
I am ded.
lemonsinthetoilet replied to your post: lemonsinthetoilet replied to your link: Sometimes…
is my purpose on tumblr just to spew my awkward all over your blog or
Hannah I love you and all your reactions to everything why can you not see that :’)
lemonsinthetoilet replied to your link: Sometimes I just go to this url and stare and stare and stare and weep.
y is this not the url to my blog
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Sometimes I just go to this url and stare and... →
Holy shit she’s right. I thought it would just be pin-up shit but nope, porn it is.
jesus christ
givemethegoddamnsoup:
I go in the stockings tag
looking for STOCKINGS
because I like cool stockings
and it’s like
nope
all you can have
is porn
“but i want”
nope
porn
all we have
lots of porn
“but i just wanted jazzy patterned stocki-“
THIS IS A PORN TAG ALL YOU CAN HAVE IS PORN
“but stockings are a piece of clothin-“
PORN
ALL WE GOT.
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jfc if I wanted porn I’d look in those...
How teens and adults text
napoleonsfirstname:
qquinn:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Fucking accurate. My mum somehow gets accents and umlauts and shit into her texts.
i can’t...
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When girls call their boyfriends ‘baby boy’ and it’s just like ew no what?
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Remember that time when I spoke to an old friend for the first time in weeks and was like “Oh yeah, how’s your boyfriend? What was his name again?” and she was like “Oh x? I’m not with him any more” “Aw, that’s a shame…” “Nah it’s alright because I’m with z now and we’re engaged” and I was like *poker face*
Every 17 seconds someone commits suicide. Reblog...
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Guys I won.
Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
ledzepp:
PLEASE?
